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I ‘ve likewise had girls.
Do the asking for Tinder sex experiment two one hours back to me? Yes, wan na make love with me Yeah right, like actually right now, a few weeks ago I downloaded the mobile dating app tinder and I ‘ve been swiping non-stop, so I can get to 1,000 matches.
Three days back, I struck 1,000 matches on Tinder.
On that day, I sent out the same message to each one: hey do you want to make love so today, I ‘m gon na go through the reactions at the end of the video I ‘ll, have an in-depth breakdown with statistics.
Oh and a few of the ladies reported me to tinder so pretty fortunate I wasn ‘t prohibited well, I began at 1000 matches and now I ‘m at 935 matches you can see up here.
Damn you make it ‘s so tempting at 1:14 a.
what you doing at a Scientology conference pay no thumbs down; whoa you ‘re, really direct! You apostrophe re, yes, alright, just how much I charge fifty fifty euro you ‘re disgusting bye? I think that ‘s a no! If we take it can PI hug, just.
Where are you Kelsey asks simply got conference with my probation officer, how about you Christine states: you ‘re [, __] disgusting laughing, my ass off hi, you ‘re, hot yeah.
Sure after you purchase me dinner, normal cow about McDonald ‘s forward.
Much lol smiley face, possibly, though [__,] off [, __,], Brian you ‘re, so upfront sort of like it.
Maybe what the [__] no depends upon.
If the animal in concern is of the mythical variety I am a centaur.
Does that count? No thanks! Life currently [__] me every day, word haha! No thanks, I ‘m not the type of lady to state yes right now, I ‘m not that kind of girl either.
So Sylvia stated yes and then 2 days later she said so nope.
Is it since I ‘m white? She simply reacted: yeah, I ‘m into black guys.
Sorry, me too Emma states: yeah cool.
Can you pertain to my place, I ‘m under house arrest? Hey.
Yes, lol? Where are you from whoa? Well, that was actually uncomplicated.
I ‘m a virgin me too: where do you live? I deal with my moms and dads.
Does that ever work as an opening line? Like honestly, like truthfully, sorry guys, I ‘m such a slow texter? It works 69 percent of the time whenever woah.
That was impressively quick for you to ask that question.
I hope you last longer in bed.
Sorry, I ‘m not exactly sure each chelate or no, but thanks for being courteous about it.
You ‘re welcome ha ha, I ‘m down when yeah.
Sorry wear ‘t do connections.
Why something like the Russian absolutely? Are you excellent in bed? No! No! Thank you.
I value the honesty and desire you good luck in your tender expeditions see.
This is fantastic.
Politeness is awesome.
Yes, winky face and hello lol, hey sorry, but no huh Cup.
Think for me, I wish to discover a special male.
Well, that ‘s right to the point: where do you live nope, you ‘re, lesbian? I believe this lady believes I ‘m a woman, your location or mine, lol, lol lol chuckling my ass off.
Thank you for the deal, however I ‘m going to have to pleasantly decline.
Possibly where do you live? The county prison, No get lost.
I ‘m down.
You read my profile right, I ‘m a fem! Oh hey! No! What ‘s with the durations you text like William Shatner sure we can hang out hi, not actually poop emoji.
Will there be cookies? There will be blood and I ‘m speaking about the critically well-known movie starring Daniel day-lewis.
I believe this is a dude, I ‘m pretty sure.
That ‘s a dude I much rather just hang out with you and your t-rex word: do you like the color blue yeah, so Kimberly sent me a gif of David Grohl, saying sup and then lol sure whoa? Well, your blunt and straight to the point.
I enjoy sex. Specifically Tinder sex.
Oh, I think she doesn ‘t actually get the question with me: hi hello, papa opener doh 10/10, so smooth would better half hi and no I ‘m excellent thanks, yeah, not actually! I ‘m! Okay, thanks lol, I mean that ‘s all she composed.
The question is: is there pizza involved afterwards? My type of lady Erin says yeah satisfy me at the McDonald ‘s on phase odd, I ‘m flattered, however I ‘m not into the random encounter things baby.
I think I ‘m not slim enough, for you got a yes from Courtney.
Sure Stephanie says alright sure completely tempting, but I will respectfully decline that deal.
Thank you I ‘d state yes, however truthfully the mustache theme you ‘ve started on is truly refraining from doing it.
For me, i groom somewhere else haha, not with you.
No question mark hi friend, possibly not right now, however I ‘ll strike you up.
If I do understand, I ‘m a catfish, I can ‘t satisfy you in person.
Meow straight to the point I see lol.
How typically do you get a yes as an answer? Sixty-Nine percent of the time well, you ‘re.
Very blunt lol, you ‘re, really straightforward! I ‘m excellent, but thanks for asking I ‘m good.
No, I ‘m good thanks, not that type of individual! Nah, don ‘t know you understand: nope haha, it ‘s okay, fine, sure sure, possibly a threesome with you and my sweetheart.
That ‘s why I ‘m on here idk, I wear ‘t understand hi fam! Thank you thanks, though nah I ‘m good thanks.
No thanks! No, hey! I ‘m down when and where child that ‘s one method to break the ice.
That ‘s not the only thing I ‘ll be breaking.
Barber says whoa right off the bat that was so forward.
I wasn ‘t anticipating that down.
Question mark Ola.
The only thing I understand is baño: hello.
I don ‘t sorry sad face: no, not particularly hey, no, no one, no! No, I ‘m excellent nah! No, however thanks for asking whoa.
No, no thanks I ‘ll pass lol! No lol has that line worked up until now I ‘ll pass.
No thanks! No thanks ha ha! No thanks!
I ‘m satisfying some excellent pasta today, perhaps later on perhaps possibly maybe winky face.
Just if you guarantee to dissatisfy me, I can require, took you long enough to ask certainly rather forward ha ha I ‘d.
Consider it after a coffee buddy easy of you ha ha you ‘re, terrible yes, but only with the t-rex in the last photo that can be set up.
I ‘m a virgin me too, probably not, but thanks for the offer, hey and no, no, no, no er! No thanks! Lol, I give up umm that ‘s forward yeah I do, however not with you.
I want dinner more Daniel, that ‘s it that need to just roadway damn terrific ice breaker.
But possibly, why do you want to have sex with me? I ‘m trying to lose my virginity.
Do you? I think I just asked you: fine is this for your YouTube channel busted I ‘m gon na pass, but thanks for the offer funny that you asked, because my roomie was just seeing your video and asking 100 girls for sex for sure simply call the time and place Haha not sorry, I acknowledge you from your YouTube channel.
Is this some [__] you ‘re doing for a prank video? Is this a social experiment? I feel like this may in some way be related to your YouTube channel lol.
This is for a YouTube.
Isn ‘t it I ‘m sure this is some kind of social experiment for your YouTube channel lol lol? Is this for one of your prank videos? I put on ‘t.
I like your videos though whoa it ‘s like all of my wildest dreams are coming true.
I ‘ve never been with a Z lister prior to youtubers need lovin too anyways.
I ‘m great, but thanks for asking I ‘m great.
That ‘s why I ‘m on here idk, I put on ‘t understand hey fam! I ‘m down when and where child that ‘s one method to break the ice.
Isn ‘t it I ‘m sure this is some type of social experiment for your YouTube channel lol lol? I put on ‘t.
I love like videos though whoa it ‘s like all of my wildest dreams are coming true. Wife Finds Friend On Tinder Sex Stories