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I ‘ve likewise had girls.
Do the asking for Tinder sex experiment 2 one hours back to me? Yes, wan na make love with me Yeah right, like actually right now, a couple of weeks ago I downloaded the mobile dating app tinder and I ‘ve been swiping non-stop, so I can get to 1,000 matches.
3 days ago, I struck 1,000 matches on Tinder.
On that day, I sent the same message to each one: hello do you want to have sex so right now, I ‘m gon na go through the actions at the end of the video I ‘ll, have a detailed breakdown with statistics.
Oh and a few of the ladies reported me to tinder so pretty lucky I wasn ‘t banned well, I started at 1000 matches and now I ‘m at 935 matches you can see up here.
Damn you make it ‘s so tempting at 1:14 a.
what you doing at a Scientology conference pay no thumbs down; whoa you ‘re, really direct! You apostrophe re, yes, fine, just how much I charge fifty fifty euro you ‘re revolting bye? So I think that ‘s a no! Only if we take it can PI hug.
Where are you Kelsey asks just got conference with my probation officer, how about you Christine says: you ‘re [, __] revolting laughing, my ass off hi, you ‘re, hot yeah.
Sure after you buy me dinner, normal cow about McDonald ‘s forward.
Much lol smiley face, maybe, though [__,] off [, __,], Brian you ‘re, so in advance type of like it.
Maybe what the [__] no depends on.
, if the animal in question is of the legendary variety I am a centaur.
Does that count? No thanks! No thanks, I ‘m not the type of woman to state yes right away, I ‘m not that type of woman either.
Sylvia said yes and then 2 days later she said so nope.
Is it due to the fact that I ‘m white? She simply responded: yeah, I ‘m into black guys.
Sorry, me too Emma says: yeah cool.
Can you come to my location, I ‘m under house arrest? Hey.
Yes, lol? Where are you from whoa? Well, that was actually straightforward.
I ‘m a virgin me too: where do you live? I live with my parents.
Does that ever work as an opening line? Like truthfully, like honestly, sorry people, I ‘m such a sluggish texter? It works 69 percent of the time every time woah.
That was impressively fast for you to ask that concern.
I hope you last longer in bed.
Sorry, I ‘m not exactly sure each chelate or no, however thanks for being courteous about it.
You ‘re welcome ha ha, I ‘m down when yeah.
Sorry put on ‘t do connections.
Are you excellent in bed? Thank you.
I value the sincerity and wish you best of luck in your tender expeditions see.
This is great.
Politeness is incredible.
Yes, winky face and hey lol, hey sorry, but no huh Cup.
Believe for me, I wish to discover an unique guy.
Well, that ‘s right to the point: where do you live nope, you ‘re, lesbian? I think this lady thinks I ‘m a woman, your location or mine, lol, lol lol laughing my ass off.
Thank you for the offer, but I ‘m going to need to nicely decrease.
Possibly where do you live right? The county jail, No get lost.
I ‘m down.
You read my profile right, I ‘m a fem! Oh hey! No! What ‘s with the periods you text like William Shatner sure we can hang out hi, not really poop emoji.
Will there be cookies? There will be blood and I ‘m speaking about the seriously acclaimed movie starring Daniel day-lewis.
I think this is a guy, I ‘m quite sure.
That ‘s a guy I much rather just hang out with you and your t-rex word: do you like the color blue yeah, so Kimberly sent me a gif of David Grohl, stating sup and after that lol sure whoa? Well, your blunt and straight to the point.
I like sex. Particularly Tinder sex.
Oh, I guess she doesn ‘t truly get the concern with me: hi hello, papa opener doh 10/10, so smooth would spouse hello and no I ‘m great thanks, yeah, not actually! I ‘m! Okay, thanks lol, I suggest that ‘s all she composed.
The concern is: exists pizza involved later on? My sort of woman Erin states yeah meet me at the McDonald ‘s on phase strange, I ‘m flattered, however I ‘m not into the random encounter things infant.
I think I ‘m not slim enough, for you got a yes from Courtney.
Sure Stephanie says okay sure totally tempting, but I will respectfully decrease that offer.
Thank you I ‘d say yes, however honestly the mustache style you ‘ve started on is truly refraining from doing it.
For me, i groom somewhere else haha, not with you.
No question mark hi friend, perhaps not right now, however I ‘ll strike you up.
If I do know, I ‘m a catfish, I can ‘t fulfill you in person.
Meow directly to the point I see lol.
How typically do you get a yes as a response? Sixty-Nine percent of the time well, you ‘re.
Really blunt lol, you ‘re, extremely uncomplicated! I ‘m excellent, but thanks for asking I ‘m good.
No, I ‘m good thanks, not that kind of individual! Nah, wear ‘t understand you understand: nope haha, it ‘s okay, okay, sure sure, perhaps a threesome with you and my sweetheart.
That ‘s why I ‘m on here idk, I don ‘t know hey fam! Thank you thanks, though nah I ‘m excellent thanks.
No thanks! No, hello! I ‘m down when and where infant that ‘s one way to break the ice.
That ‘s not the only thing I ‘ll be breaking.
Barber says whoa right off the bat that was so forward.
I wasn ‘t anticipating that down.
Question mark Ola.
The only thing I know is baño: hi.
Do you have a nice cock? If you ignore the VD nah? Is this a joke? No! No! I wear ‘t sorry sad face: no, not especially hey, no, no one, no! No, I ‘m great nah! No, but thanks for asking whoa.
No, no thanks I ‘ll pass lol! No lol has that line worked so far I ‘ll pass.
No! No thanks! Never! No thanks ha ha! No! No thanks! No, no, no thank you.
I ‘m satisfying some outstanding pasta right now, possibly later on perhaps potentially maybe winky face.
Just if you guarantee to disappoint me, I can oblige, took you enough time to ask definitely quite forward ha ha I ‘d.
Consider it after a coffee buddy simple of you ha ha you ‘re, horrible yes, however only with the t-rex in the last image that can be organized.
I ‘m a virgin me too, most likely not, but thanks for the offer, hey and no, no, no, no er! No thanks! Lol, I give up umm that ‘s forward yeah I do, but not with you.
I want supper more Daniel, that ‘s it that should simply roadway damn terrific ice breaker.
But possibly, why do you wish to make love with me? I ‘m attempting to lose my virginity.
Do you? I think I simply asked you: fine is this for your YouTube channel busted I ‘m gon na pass, however thanks for the offer amusing that you asked, due to the fact that my roommate was just enjoying your video and asking 100 ladies for sex for sure just call the time and place Haha not sorry, I acknowledge you from your YouTube channel.
Is this a social experiment? I feel like this might in some way be related to your YouTube channel lol.
This is for a YouTube.
Isn ‘t it I ‘m sure this is some type of social experiment for your YouTube channel lol lol? Is this for one of your prank videos? I put on ‘t.
I like your videos though whoa it ‘s like all of my wildest dreams are coming true.
I ‘ve never ever been with a Z lister prior to youtubers need lovin too anyways.
I ‘m great, but thanks for asking I ‘m good.
That ‘s why I ‘m on here idk, I don ‘t know hello fam! I ‘m down when and where baby that ‘s one way to break the ice.
Isn ‘t it I ‘m sure this is some type of social experiment for your YouTube channel lol lol? I wear ‘t.
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