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I ‘ve also had girls.
Do the asking for Tinder sex experiment two one hours back to me? Yes, wan na have sex with me Yeah right, like literally today, a couple of weeks ago I downloaded the mobile dating app tinder and I ‘ve been swiping non-stop, so I can get to 1,000 matches.
3 days ago, I hit 1,000 matches on Tinder.
On that day, I sent the same message to each one: hello do you want to make love so today, I ‘m gon na go through the reactions at the end of the video I ‘ll, have a comprehensive breakdown with statistics.
Oh and a few of the women reported me to tinder so pretty fortunate I wasn ‘t prohibited well, I started at 1000 matches and now I ‘m at 935 matches you can see up here.
Damn you make it ‘s so appealing at 1:14 a.
what you doing at a Scientology meeting conference no thumbs down; whoa you ‘re, very direct! You apostrophe re, yes, okay, how much I charge fifty fifty euro you ‘re revolting bye?
Where are you Kelsey asks just got conference with my probation officer, how about you Christine states: you ‘re [, __] disgusting laughing, my ass off hi, you ‘re, hot yeah.
Sure after you purchase me dinner, typical cow about McDonald ‘s forward.
Much lol smiley face, perhaps, though [__,] off [, __,], Brian you ‘re, so upfront kind of like it.
Perhaps what the [__] no depends upon.
, if the animal in concern is of the legendary variety I am a centaur.
Does that count? No thanks! No thanks, I ‘m not the type of woman to say yes right away, I ‘m not that type of girl either.
So Sylvia said yes and then 2 days later on she stated so nope.
Is it since I ‘m white? She simply responded: yeah, I ‘m into black men.
Sorry, me too Emma says: yeah cool.
Can you come to my location, I ‘m under home arrest? Hey.
Yes, lol? Where are you from whoa? Well, that was actually uncomplicated.
I ‘m a virgin me too: where do you live? I cope with my parents.
Does that ever work as an opening line? Like honestly, like truthfully, sorry guys, I ‘m such a slow texter? It works 69 percent of the time each time woah.
That was remarkably fast for you to ask that question.
I hope you last longer in bed.
Sorry, I ‘m uncertain each chelate or no, but thanks for being polite about it.
You ‘re welcome ha ha, I ‘m down when yeah.
Sorry wear ‘t do connections.
Are you great in bed? Thank you.
I appreciate the honesty and dream you best of luck in your tender expeditions see.
This is excellent.
Politeness is amazing.
Yes, winky face and hello lol, hey sorry, but no huh Cup.
Believe for me, I want to find an unique male.
Well, that ‘s right to the point: where do you live nope, you ‘re, lesbian? I believe this woman believes I ‘m a lady, your place or mine, lol, lol lol laughing my ass off.
Thank you for the deal, however I ‘m going to have to pleasantly decrease.
Maybe where do you live right? The county jail, No get lost.
I ‘m down.
You read my profile right, I ‘m a fem! What ‘s with the periods you text like William Shatner sure we can hang out hi, not really poop emoji.
Will there be cookies? There will be blood and I ‘m talking about the critically well-known film starring Daniel day-lewis.
I believe this is a guy, I ‘m pretty sure.
That ‘s a guy I much rather just hang out with you and your t-rex word: do you like the color blue yeah, so Kimberly sent me a gif of David Grohl, stating sup and then lol sure whoa? Well, your straight and blunt to the point.
I like sex. Especially Tinder sex.
Smiley face, but why do you ask? Oh, I guess she doesn ‘t truly get the concern with me: hi hello, papa opener doh 10/10, so smooth would wife hi and no I ‘m great thanks, yeah, not truly! No, not actually! No, not really, hello! No! No! No! No! I ‘m! Okay, thanks lol, I mean that ‘s all she composed.
The question is: exists pizza involved later on? My type of lady Erin states yeah meet me at the McDonald ‘s on stage weird, I ‘m flattered, however I ‘m not into the random encounter stuff baby.
I believe I ‘m not skinny enough, for you got a yes from Courtney.
Sure Stephanie states okay sure totally tempting, however I will respectfully decline that offer.
Thank you I ‘d state yes, but honestly the mustache theme you ‘ve started on is really refraining from doing it.
For me, i groom elsewhere haha, not with you.
No question mark hi pal, possibly not right now, but I ‘ll strike you up.
If I do understand, I ‘m a catfish, I can ‘t meet you face to face.
Meow straight to the point I see lol.
How typically do you get a yes as an answer? Sixty-Nine percent of the time well, you ‘re.
Extremely blunt lol, you ‘re, really simple! I ‘m great, but thanks for asking I ‘m good.
No, I ‘m good thanks, not that kind of person! Nah, wear ‘t know you understand: nope haha, it ‘s okay, all right, sure sure, perhaps a threesome with you and my sweetheart.
That ‘s why I ‘m on here idk, I don ‘t know hey fam! No thanks! Oh No! Thank you thanks, though nah I ‘m good thanks.
No! No! Thank you! No! No! No thanks! No! No, hey! No! When and where infant that ‘s one way to break the ice, I ‘m down.
That ‘s not the only thing I ‘ll be breaking.
Barber says whoa best off the bat that was so forward.
I wasn ‘t expecting that down.
The only thing I know is baño: hey.
Do you have a good penis? If you disregard the VD nah? Is this a joke? No! No! I wear ‘t sorry sad face: no, not especially hey, no, no one, no! No, I ‘m excellent nah! No, however thanks for asking whoa.
No, no thanks I ‘ll pass lol! No lol has that line worked up until now I ‘ll pass.
No thanks! No thanks ha ha! No thanks!
I ‘m satisfying some exceptional pasta today, maybe later on maybe perhaps perhaps winky face.
Just if you guarantee to disappoint me, I can oblige, took you enough time to ask certainly quite forward ha ha I ‘d.
Consider it after a coffee pal direct of you ha ha you ‘re, awful yes, however just with the t-rex in the last photo that can be organized.
I ‘m a virgin me too, most likely not, however thanks for the offer, hi and no, no, no, no er! No thanks! Lol, I quit umm that ‘s forward yeah I do, but not with you.
I desire supper more Daniel, that ‘s it that must just roadway damn fantastic ice breaker.
But potentially, why do you wish to have sex with me? I ‘m trying to lose my virginity.
Do you? I think I simply asked you: all right is this for your YouTube channel busted I ‘m gon na pass, however thanks for the deal funny that you asked, since my roommate was just watching your video and asking 100 girls for sex for sure just name the time and location Haha not sorry, I acknowledge you from your YouTube channel.
Is this some [__] you ‘re doing for a prank video? Is this a social experiment? I feel like this may in some way be associated with your YouTube channel lol.
This is for a YouTube.
Isn ‘t it I ‘m sure this is some type of social experiment for your YouTube channel lol lol? Is this for among your trick videos? I put on ‘t.
I love your videos though whoa it ‘s like all of my wildest dreams are coming true.
I ‘ve never been with a Z lister before youtubers need lovin too anyways.
I ‘m good, however thanks for asking I ‘m great.
That ‘s why I ‘m on here idk, I don ‘t know hi fam! I ‘m down when and where baby that ‘s one method to break the ice.
Isn ‘t it I ‘m sure this is some type of social experiment for your YouTube channel lol lol? I put on ‘t.
I love like videos though whoa it ‘s like all of my wildest dreams are coming true. Sex Stories From Tinder Reddit