R/tinder Sex Stories – This is everything about requesting sex on Tinder …
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Do the requesting for Tinder sex experiment 2 one hours back to me? Yes, wan na make love with me Yeah right, like actually right now, a few weeks ago I downloaded the mobile dating app tinder and I ‘ve been swiping non-stop, so I can get to 1,000 matches.
3 days back, I hit 1,000 matches on Tinder.
On that day, I sent out the exact same message to each one: hello do you want to make love so today, I ‘m gon na go through the actions at the end of the video I ‘ll, have a comprehensive breakdown with statistics.
Oh and a few of the women reported me to tinder so pretty lucky I wasn ‘t prohibited well, I started at 1000 matches and now I ‘m at 935 matches you can see up here.
Damn you make it ‘s so tempting at 1:14 a.
what you doing at a Scientology meeting conference no thumbs down; whoa you ‘re, very direct! You apostrophe re, yes, alright, how much I charge fifty fifty euro you ‘re revolting bye?
Where are you Kelsey asks simply got meeting with my probation officer, how about you Christine states: you ‘re [, __] revolting laughing, my ass off hi, you ‘re, hot yeah.
Sure after you buy me supper, typical cow about McDonald ‘s forward.
Much lol smiley face, perhaps, though [__,] off [, __,], Brian you ‘re, so in advance type of like it.
Perhaps what the [__] no depends on.
, if the animal in question is of the legendary variety I am a centaur.
Does that count? No thanks! Life already [__] me every day, word haha! No thanks, I ‘m not the type of lady to say yes right now, I ‘m not that kind of woman either.
Sylvia said yes and then 2 days later she stated so nope.
Is it since I ‘m white? She just reacted: yeah, I ‘m into black guys.
Sorry, me too Emma states: yeah cool.
Can you concern my location, I ‘m under home arrest? Hey.
Yes, lol? Where are you from whoa? Well, that was actually straightforward.
I ‘m a virgin me too: where do you live? I live with my moms and dads.
Does that ever work as an opening line? Like truthfully, like honestly, sorry men, I ‘m such a sluggish texter? It works 69 percent of the time every time woah.
That was impressively quick for you to ask that question.
I hope you last longer in bed.
Sorry, I ‘m not sure each chelate or no, but thanks for being courteous about it.
You ‘re welcome ha ha, I ‘m down when yeah.
Sorry put on ‘t do hookups.
Why something like the Russian totally? Are you great in bed? No! No! Thank you.
I appreciate the sincerity and wish you best of luck in your tender excursions see.
This is excellent.
Politeness is amazing.
Yes, winky face and hi lol, hey sorry, however no huh Cup.
Believe for me, I want to find a special guy.
Well, that ‘s right to the point: where do you live nope, you ‘re, lesbian? I believe this girl thinks I ‘m a lady, your location or mine, lol, lol lol laughing my ass off.
Thank you for the offer, however I ‘m going to need to nicely decrease.
Maybe where do you live right? The county prison, No get lost.
I ‘m down.
You read my profile right, I ‘m a fem! What ‘s with the durations you text like William Shatner sure we can hang out hi, not truly poop emoji.
Will there be cookies? There will be blood and I ‘m discussing the critically acclaimed film starring Daniel day-lewis.
I think this is a dude, I ‘m quite sure.
That ‘s a guy I much rather just socialize with you and your t-rex word: do you like the color blue yeah, so Kimberly sent me a gif of David Grohl, stating sup and then lol sure whoa? Well, your straight and blunt to the point.
I like sex. Specifically Tinder sex.
Oh, I think she doesn ‘t actually get the question with me: hi hey there, father opener doh 10/10, so smooth would wife hello and no I ‘m good thanks, yeah, not actually! I ‘m! Okay, thanks lol, I indicate that ‘s all she composed.
The concern is: is there pizza included later on? My kind of woman Erin states yeah satisfy me at the McDonald ‘s on stage unusual, I ‘m flattered, however I ‘m not into the random encounter stuff baby.
I believe I ‘m not skinny enough, for you got a yes from Courtney.
Sure Stephanie says alright sure completely appealing, but I will respectfully decline that deal.
Thank you I ‘d say yes, but honestly the mustache style you ‘ve started on is really refraining from doing it.
For me, i groom somewhere else haha, not with you.
No question mark hi buddy, maybe not right now, however I ‘ll hit you up.
If I do know, I ‘m a catfish, I can ‘t meet you in person.
Meow directly to the point I see lol.
How typically do you get a yes as an answer? Sixty-Nine percent of the time well, you ‘re.
Very blunt lol, you ‘re, really uncomplicated! No thanks for the offer, however, no thanks! No I ‘m excellent, however thanks for asking no thanks! No thanks! I ‘m good, but thanks for asking I ‘m great.
No, I ‘m good thanks, not that sort of individual! Nah, wear ‘t understand you know: nope haha, it ‘s all right, alright, sure sure, perhaps a threesome with you and my girlfriend.
That ‘s why I ‘m on here idk, I don ‘t understand hello fam! Thank you thanks, though nah I ‘m good thanks.
No! No! Thank you! No! No! No thanks! No! No, hello! No! When and where infant that ‘s one method to break the ice, I ‘m down.
That ‘s not the only thing I ‘ll be breaking.
Barber states whoa ideal off the bat that was so forward.
I wasn ‘t expecting that down.
The only thing I know is baño: hello.
I don ‘t sorry sad face: no, not particularly hey, no, no one, no! No, I ‘m excellent nah! No, however thanks for asking whoa.
No, no thanks I ‘ll pass lol! No lol has that line worked up until now I ‘ll pass.
No thanks! No thanks ha ha! No thanks!
I ‘m meeting some exceptional pasta today, perhaps later perhaps possibly perhaps winky face.
Just if you assure to dissatisfy me, I can require, took you long enough to ask definitely rather forward ha ha I ‘d.
Consider it after a coffee pal easy of you ha ha you ‘re, dreadful yes, however just with the t-rex in the last photo that can be set up.
I ‘m a virgin me too, probably not, however thanks for the deal, hey and no, no, no, no er! No thanks! Lol, I give up umm that ‘s forward yeah I do, however not with you.
I desire supper more Daniel, that ‘s it that should simply roadway damn great ice breaker.
Potentially, why do you desire to have sex with me? I ‘m attempting to lose my virginity.
Do you? I believe I just asked you: alright is this for your YouTube channel busted I ‘m gon na pass, however thanks for the offer amusing that you asked, because my roomie was simply seeing your video and asking 100 ladies for sex for sure simply call the time and place Haha not sorry, I acknowledge you from your YouTube channel.
Is this a social experiment? I feel like this might in some way be related to your YouTube channel lol.
This is for a YouTube.
Isn ‘t it I ‘m sure this is some type of social experiment for your YouTube channel lol lol? Is this for among your trick videos? I don ‘t.
I enjoy your videos though whoa it ‘s like all of my wildest dreams are coming to life.
I ‘ve never been with a Z lister before youtubers need lovin too anyways.
I ‘m excellent, but thanks for asking I ‘m excellent.
That ‘s why I ‘m on here idk, I put on ‘t know hi fam! I ‘m down when and where infant that ‘s one method to break the ice.
Isn ‘t it I ‘m sure this is some type of social experiment for your YouTube channel lol lol? I put on ‘t.
I love enjoy videos though whoa it ‘s like all of my wildest dreams are coming trueReal R/tinder Sex Stories