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I ‘ve likewise had ladies.
Do the requesting Tinder sex experiment 2 one hours back to me? Yes, wan na make love with me Yeah right, like actually today, a couple of weeks ago I downloaded the mobile dating app tinder and I ‘ve been swiping non-stop, so I can get to 1,000 matches.
Three days earlier, I hit 1,000 matches on Tinder.
On that day, I sent out the same message to each one: hi do you want to make love so right now, I ‘m gon na go through the actions at the end of the video I ‘ll, have a comprehensive breakdown with statistics.
Oh and a few of the girls reported me to tinder so pretty lucky I wasn ‘t banned well, I started at 1000 matches and now I ‘m at 935 matches you can see up here.
Damn you make it ‘s so tempting at 1:14 a.
what you doing at a Scientology conference pay no thumbs down; whoa you ‘re, really direct! You apostrophe re, yes, okay, just how much I charge fifty fifty euro you ‘re revolting bye? So I guess that ‘s a no! Just if we take it can PI hug.
Where are you Kelsey asks just got meeting with my probation officer, how about you Christine states: you ‘re [, __] disgusting laughing, my ass off hi, you ‘re, hot yeah.
Sure after you purchase me supper, common cow about McDonald ‘s forward.
, Brian you ‘re, so upfront kind of like it.
Possibly what the [__] no depends on.
If the animal in concern is of the legendary range I am a centaur.
Does that count? No thanks! No thanks, I ‘m not the type of woman to state yes right away, I ‘m not that type of woman either.
So Sylvia stated yes and then 2 days later she said so nope.
Is it because I ‘m white? She just responded: yeah, I ‘m into black people.
Sorry, me too Emma says: yeah cool.
Can you come to my place, I ‘m under house arrest? Hey.
Do you wish to [__] off racist with you? Yes, lol? Where are you from whoa? Well, that was truly straightforward.
I ‘m a virgin me too: where do you live? I cope with my parents.
Does that ever work as an opening line? Like truthfully, like truthfully, sorry people, I ‘m such a slow texter? It works 69 percent of the time whenever woah.
That was impressively quick for you to ask that question.
I hope you last longer in bed.
Sorry, I ‘m not sure each chelate or no, however thanks for being polite about it.
You ‘re welcome ha ha, I ‘m down when yeah.
Sorry put on ‘t do connections.
Are you good in bed? Thank you.
I value the honesty and desire you all the best in your tender adventures see.
This is excellent.
Politeness is incredible.
Yes, winky face and hi lol, hi sorry, but no huh Cup.
Believe for me, I want to find a special man.
Well, that ‘s right to the point: where do you live nope, you ‘re, lesbian? I believe this girl thinks I ‘m a female, your place or mine, lol, lol lol laughing my ass off.
Thank you for the deal, but I ‘m going to need to pleasantly decline.
Lol.
Perhaps where do you live? The county prison, No get lost.
I ‘m down.
You read my profile right, I ‘m a fem! What ‘s with the durations you text like William Shatner sure we can hang out hi, not really poop emoji.
Will there be cookies? There will be blood and I ‘m speaking about the critically acclaimed film starring Daniel day-lewis.
I think this is a guy, I ‘m pretty sure.
That ‘s a dude I much rather simply socialize with you and your t-rex word: do you like the color blue yeah, so Kimberly sent me a gif of David Grohl, saying sup and then lol sure whoa? Well, your blunt and straight to the point.
I enjoy sex. Specifically Tinder sex.
Smiley face, but why do you ask? Oh, I guess she doesn ‘t actually get the question with me: hi hello, father opener doh 10/10, so smooth would better half hey and no I ‘m good thanks, yeah, not truly! No, not really! No, not truly, hey! No! No! No! No! I ‘m! Okay, thanks lol, I mean that ‘s all she wrote.
The question is: exists pizza involved afterwards? My type of lady Erin states yeah meet me at the McDonald ‘s on stage unusual, I ‘m flattered, however I ‘m not into the random encounter things baby.
I think I ‘m not slim enough, for you got a yes from Courtney.
Sure Stephanie says okay sure absolutely tempting, however I will respectfully decline that offer.
Thank you I ‘d state yes, however truthfully the mustache style you ‘ve got going on is really not doing it.
For me, i groom in other places haha, not with you.
No question mark hey friend, possibly not right now, however I ‘ll hit you up.
If I do know, I ‘m a catfish, I can ‘t satisfy you personally.
Meow directly to the point I see lol.
How often do you get a yes as a response? Sixty-Nine percent of the time well, you ‘re.
Very blunt lol, you ‘re, extremely uncomplicated! No thanks for the offer, however, no thanks! No I ‘m great, however thanks for asking no thanks! No thanks! I ‘m great, but thanks for asking I ‘m great.
No, I ‘m great thanks, not that type of person! Nah, put on ‘t understand you know: nope haha, it ‘s all right, okay, sure sure, perhaps a threesome with you and my girlfriend.
That ‘s why I ‘m on here idk, I wear ‘t understand hello fam! Thank you thanks, though nah I ‘m great thanks.
No! No! Thank you! No! No! No thanks! No! No, hi! No! When and where infant that ‘s one method to break the ice, I ‘m down.
That ‘s not the only thing I ‘ll be breaking.
Oh wow.
Barber states whoa ideal off the bat that was so forward.
I wasn ‘t expecting that down.
Question mark Ola.
The only thing I know is baño: hey.
I don ‘t sorry unfortunate face: no, not especially hey, no, nobody, no! No, I ‘m great nah! No, but thanks for asking whoa.
No, no thanks I ‘ll pass lol! No lol has that line worked so far I ‘ll pass.
No thanks! No thanks ha ha! No thanks!
I ‘m meeting some excellent pasta right now, possibly later perhaps perhaps perhaps winky face.
Just if you guarantee to disappoint me, I can oblige, took you enough time to ask certainly quite forward ha ha I ‘d.
Consider it after a coffee buddy simple of you ha ha you ‘re, dreadful yes, but only with the t-rex in the last picture that can be set up.
I ‘m a virgin me too, probably not, however thanks for the offer, hi and no, no, no, no er! No thanks! Lol, I give up umm that ‘s forward yeah I do, however not with you.
I desire supper more Daniel, that ‘s it that should simply road damn excellent ice breaker.
Possibly, why do you want to have sex with me? I ‘m attempting to lose my virginity.
Do you? I think I just asked you: fine is this for your YouTube channel busted I ‘m gon na pass, but thanks for the offer funny that you asked, since my roomie was simply enjoying your video and asking 100 women for sex for sure just call the time and location Haha not sorry, I acknowledge you from your YouTube channel.
Is this some [__] you ‘re providing for a trick video? Is this a social experiment? I feel like this might somehow be connected to your YouTube channel lol.
This is for a YouTube.
Video.
Isn ‘t it I ‘m sure this is some kind of social experiment for your YouTube channel lol lol? Is this for one of your prank videos? I don ‘t.
I like your videos though whoa it ‘s like all of my wildest dreams are coming to life.
I ‘ve never ever been with a Z lister prior to youtubers need lovin too anyways.
I ‘m great, however thanks for asking I ‘m great.
That ‘s why I ‘m on here idk, I don ‘t know hey fam! I ‘m down when and where child that ‘s one way to break the ice.
Isn ‘t it I ‘m sure this is some type of social experiment for your YouTube channel lol lol? I put on ‘t.
I love like videos though whoa it ‘s like all of my wildest dreams are coming true. Kinky Tinder Sex Stories